Not-so-secret secret blog

Caution: May or may not be entertaining.

Name | Ish
Age | 23
Location | Somewhere in California
House | Slytherin

This is technically my main blog and as such contains things of various interests.
If you'd like to follow the blog where I will eventually post all of my writing just head to

surelyyoujesticulate.tumblr.com

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Sep. 17th, 2014 - 16 hours ago - Reblog - 58447 Notes

a-trex:

Shrek / Breaking Bad Parallel. Truly both masterpieces.

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Sep. 17th, 2014 - 18 hours ago - Reblog - 0 Notes

Ayyy

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Sep. 17th, 2014 - 18 hours ago - Reblog - 74400 Notes

roshistarpupil:

theslowpokewell:

you guys make fun of brock’s eyes all the time

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but brock can get with lucy, arguably one of the hottest pokemon girls, cause of his eyes

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she has a thing for them

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IVE NEVER NOTICED THIS

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Sep. 17th, 2014 - 18 hours ago - Reblog - 43 Notes

robot-and-alien-dude:

I still love this.

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Sep. 16th, 2014 - 18 hours ago - Reblog - 2 Notes

Have you ever actually like went and researched porn actresses? It’s weird, I feel weird fapping to a chick that’s younger than me. No problem boning them irl tho, idk I guess I’m just weird.

There was a point where I realized that I was now fapping to actresses younger than me, I had some sort of internal strife about fapping to it /mini existential crisis about growing up.


Then I fapped and didn’t have those feelings anymore. 

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Sep. 16th, 2014 - 18 hours ago - Reblog - 0 Notes

Also jaysiu invited me to his birthday party at a swank Italian restaurant in little Italy. Took some nice shots of my food, the ambiance and the Transamerica building on my walk to the train.

Sep. 16th, 2014 - 19 hours ago - Reblog - 2 Notes

I also cut my hair today.

(I’m crying in the last one)

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Sep. 16th, 2014 - 19 hours ago - Reblog - 3707 Notes

“Thank you for your long tweet, and I’m sorry to reply with only one message to your three. As you wrote, I did not have enough consideration for those around me. I just wanted to show that otaku can be winners too and wanted to appeal to everyone, so I didn’t think about the possibility that my actions would make others feel uncomfortable. I’m deeply sorry.”

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Sep. 16th, 2014 - 19 hours ago - Reblog - 1 Notes

whispers ‘Riley Reid’ into the night air

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Sep. 16th, 2014 - 19 hours ago - Reblog - 0 Notes

So I recently got a new job. (dunno if I let y’all in on that)

Starting tomorrow I’m going to be helping one of my mother’s posh white lady friends with her estate sale. I’m going to be doing a lot of online selling and micromanaging other people do things to get the entire place ready to sell in a month or two.

Ayyy.

Sep. 16th, 2014 - 19 hours ago - Reblog - 2 Notes

*closes porn tabs on laptop before packing it for work tomorrow*

Sep. 16th, 2014 - 1 day ago - Reblog - 2055 Notes

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Sep. 16th, 2014 - 1 day ago - Reblog - 158259 Notes

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gingerbrownies:

Titanic conspiracy exposed

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Head canon: Accepted

HOLY SHIT

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