Shrek / Breaking Bad Parallel. Truly both masterpieces.
you guys make fun of brock’s eyes all the time
but brock can get with lucy, arguably one of the hottest pokemon girls, cause of his eyes
she has a thing for them
IVE NEVER NOTICED THIS
I still love this.
Have you ever actually like went and researched porn actresses? It’s weird, I feel weird fapping to a chick that’s younger than me. No problem boning them irl tho, idk I guess I’m just weird.
There was a point where I realized that I was now fapping to actresses younger than me, I had some sort of internal strife about fapping to it /mini existential crisis about growing up.
Then I fapped and didn’t have those feelings anymore.
Also jaysiu invited me to his birthday party at a swank Italian restaurant in little Italy. Took some nice shots of my food, the ambiance and the Transamerica building on my walk to the train.
I also cut my hair today.(I’m crying in the last one)
“Thank you for your long tweet, and I’m sorry to reply with only one message to your three. As you wrote, I did not have enough consideration for those around me. I just wanted to show that otaku can be winners too and wanted to appeal to everyone, so I didn’t think about the possibility that my actions would make others feel uncomfortable. I’m deeply sorry.”
whispers ‘Riley Reid’ into the night air
So I recently got a new job. (dunno if I let y’all in on that)
Starting tomorrow I’m going to be helping one of my mother’s posh white lady friends with her estate sale. I’m going to be doing a lot of online selling and micromanaging other people do things to get the entire place ready to sell in a month or two.
*closes porn tabs on laptop before packing it for work tomorrow*
Titanic conspiracy exposed
Head canon: Accepted